To the dude who e-mailed me to ask about commissions, yes they are still open, but your e-mail didn’t work when I tried to reply.

Dear anon,
first, thanks for taking the time to send a message! It is perfectly fine if somebody decides to not follow me for any reason. If you feel that it would be better for you not to follow me, I respect that decision. If you’re still into Homestuck when you turn 18, you are welcome to stop on by and check out the art.
I want to take this chance to remark on some things about age and sexual curiosity and education. Trigger warning, I do talk about age gaps, consent issues, and molestation in the rest of this post.
There was a request for this threesome on the kink meme, and how could I resist? They even asked for bondage.
Request: http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/38671.html?thread=40609551
I feel like Meenah and John sass each other the entire time. Got two fingers knuckle deep in Karkat’s nook? Perfect time to insult Meenah. Got two fistfuls of Karkat’s hair to shove his head between your thighs? Never a better time to call John a dumbass and threaten to kill him.
Also, commissions are open, so if you would like to see me post naughty things more frequently than once every two months, or to actually draw your favourite character/pairing/threesome/moresome, that is the way to go.
Thank you for taking the time to send a kind message! Yeah, sourcing art is very important to me. I know many people don’t care, including a few artists, but to anybody reading this, please respect the artists who do want credit for their work, because we do a lot of this for free and for fun and to meet new people in the fandom who enjoy the same things we do, and that’s hard to do when our work starts traveling without our names.
(also you are way too kind, oh man, thank you.)
Also, shout-out to the fuck yeah vantascest blog! They are awesome and have all of my favourite nubby horned trolls.
God damn but I have been meaning to draw a bondage fanart of Kankri…….. I should get to doing that…….

Was playing around with the marker tool in SAI. As it says on the tin, fanart for the fic Mix and Match by Half_Life_Wolf! An enjoyable fic where there are sloppy interspecies makeouts, but trolls are not packing what humans expect.
As a reminder, commissions are open! (link is NSFW but on this blog what did you expect?)
IT’S TRUE
PSA for any followers who missed it: PLEASE DON’T REMOVE THE COMMISSIONS TEXT FROM THE POST WITH IT, I REALLY NEED THE COMMISSIONS BECAUSE I AM IN A TERRIBLE PLACE FINANCIALLY, AND SIGNAL BOOSTING HELPS. DON’T BE LIKE THIS JERK. INSTEAD, REBLOG THIS POST AND PAY ME TO DRAW PORN.
THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.
No no please stop reblogging the one that doesn’t have the commissions info where i’m asking people not to remove the text! go to the one I linked! AUGH
COMMISSIONS
The two images above are two samples of the styles of commissions I am currently taking! I am in somewhat desperate need, as my car (which has needed new tires for about 7 months now) has started making some unsettling noises, yet I still need to drive to and from work each day. On its own this would not be so bad—I would visit a tire place and a mechanic and get things fixed—only if I do that, I’m not sure I can make my rent in September. So.
If you are interested in a commission, please send an e-mail to dontlookitsfilthy@gmail.com
OR if you do not want to commission but do not mind NSFW on your blog, please signal boost.PRICES
Sketch lineart, as seen in this older post:
- $10 for first character
- $5 for each additional character
Clean digital lineart, as seen above:
- $15 for first character
- $7 for each additional character
Coloured & finished art, as seen above:
- $25 for first character
- $10 for each additional character
Please note that in the example above, that counts as 1 character, because not enough of John is visible to count. (If you are not sure how many characters your commission will have, you can find another drawing similar to what you want, and ask me how many characters that would be.)
HOW TO ORDER
When you e-mail to ask about getting a commission, you will specify characters, what you would like them to be doing, and so on and so forth. I will reply to confirm, and possibly ask for additional details. Once we both understand what I will be drawing, you will pay me half of the total commission price. (Paypal is the way to go.) After that, I will begin the rough sketch. Once I have a finished sketch, I will e-mail it to you and ask if you like the current progress. Once I have your approval, I will finish the drawing to the completed stage you have ordered, and you will send me the second half of the payment.
I will draw characters from any fandom, so long as you provide references. I am also up for drawing your original characters!
I will appreciate signal boosting very much if your blog is capable of NSFW! Thank you!
So I got about 10 to 16 new followers from this, and quite a few reblogs (thank you all so much!!) but nobody has placed any commission orders. Commissions are totally a thing you can get though!
Seems my car insurance payment has also decided it wants to join the party in my wallet. So uh, yeah.
COMMISSIONS
The two images above are two samples of the styles of commissions I am currently taking! I am in somewhat desperate need, as my car (which has needed new tires for about 7 months now) has started making some unsettling noises, yet I still need to drive to and from work each day. On its own this would not be so bad—I would visit a tire place and a mechanic and get things fixed—only if I do that, I’m not sure I can make my rent in September. So.
If you are interested in a commission, please send an e-mail to dontlookitsfilthy@gmail.com
OR if you do not want to commission but do not mind NSFW on your blog, please signal boost.
PRICES
Sketch lineart, as seen in this older post:
- $10 for first character
- $5 for each additional character
Clean digital lineart, as seen above:
- $15 for first character
- $7 for each additional character
Coloured & finished art, as seen above:
- $25 for first character
- $10 for each additional character
Please note that in the example above, that counts as 1 character, because not enough of John is visible to count. (If you are not sure how many characters your commission will have, you can find another drawing similar to what you want, and ask me how many characters that would be.)
HOW TO ORDER
When you e-mail to ask about getting a commission, you will specify characters, what you would like them to be doing, and so on and so forth. I will reply to confirm, and possibly ask for additional details. Once we both understand what I will be drawing, you will pay me half of the total commission price. (Paypal is the way to go.) After that, I will begin the rough sketch. Once I have a finished sketch, I will e-mail it to you and ask if you like the current progress. Once I have your approval, I will finish the drawing to the completed stage you have ordered, and you will send me the second half of the payment.
I will draw characters from any fandom, so long as you provide references. I am also up for drawing your original characters!
I will appreciate signal boosting very much if your blog is capable of NSFW! Thank you!
Did you want to commission this? I’m sorry, I can’t take requests, but a lineart sketch would be $15, via either paypal or check. (Unfortunately I don’t even have time to do a fully inked/coloured commission at this time!)
If you want to commission me, send me an ask including your e-mail address to let me know, or shoot an e-mail to the newly created account, dontlookitsfilthy@gmail.com. :)
To everybody else, new followers and those of you who have been here a while, sorry about the lack of posts! Between work, moving, and a ton of medical/dental/student loan bills, I haven’t had much time to porn for fun. Hopefully there will be more time in the future!



